Mother...

This is what my dad said the other day while shopping for mothers day presents with my mom...

Mom: We have to get our moms mother's day presents while we're here.

Dad: How many is that?

Mom: Four Bobby...my mom, Jenny, your mom and Pat.

Dad: What about all the people we call mother?

Mom: How many people do you go around calling mother?

Dad: Depends on how close I am to them when they pull out in front of me.

I died laughing...My Dad is a witty man!